One small Steppe

Daniel Kalder is a shadowy figure, pale and slight. He warns me that he will be
wearing black, that he has a beard and a long ponytail. I spot him instantly in the
Edinburgh cafe where we have arranged to meet. It would be different, says the
31-year-old writer, if we were in Moscow, where he has lived for the past 10 years.
There, he passes for Russian and is just another face in the crowd, which suits
him because he dislikes being noticed. Indeed, Dunfermline-born Kalder has a
Slavic cast of feature, which he acknowledges helps him to adopt a cloak of
invisibility. Much as he may dislike being noticed, he is about to receive a great
deal of attention with the publication of his unusual first book, Lost Cosmonaut, a
scabrous, mordantly funny yet deeply affecting work, written in fragmentary,
collage-like style, that is the antithesis of every travel book I've ever read.

Kalder, the third of four sons, has returned to Scotland to see his parents - his
father is a retired engineer, his mother a housewife. Soon, he will hit the publicity
circuit to promote Lost Cosmonaut, which documents his travels and travails in
the black holes and grim urban blackspots of Russia's ethnic republics, namely
Tatarstan, Kalmykia, Mari El and Udmurtia.
A graduate of Edinburgh University, where he read English Literature, Kalder
sets out his stall on the first page: "As the world has become smaller so its
wonders have diminished. There is nothing amazing about the Taj Mahal, the
Great Wall of China or the pyramids of Egypt. They are as banal as the face of a
cornflakes packet.
"Consequently, the true unknown frontiers lie elsewhere... The duty of the
traveller, of the voyager is to open up new zones of experience... all the places
which, ordinarily, people choose to avoid. The only true voyagers, therefore, are
anti-tourists."
So as anti-tourists, he and his mate Joe and Joe's Japanese friend, Yoshi, a
photographer, depart for Tatarstan, eschewing comfort, embracing hunger and
hallucinations and decrepit hotels, seeking locked doors and demolished
buildings, and cherishing the belief that whatever travel does, it rarely broadens
the mind.
In Tatarstan, Kalder reads about Kazan, the capital city, once a world of
philosophers, traders, minarets and dark-eyed beauties - a jewelled city, of
mysteries, incense-filled rooms, hidden corners, of cruelty and beauty, of
darkness and enlightenment. The reality is a bleak place where the trio breakfast
on Royal Cheeseburgers and Coke tasting of chemicals at the inevitable
McDonald's in a city of pitiful squalor.
"If the Kazan of old existed today, it would be a dilapidated heap, or a sterile
heritage centre, an empty shell that existed for tourists only, insipid and dull, like
Prague," says Kalder, who discovered an entire city dedicated to chess in
Kalmykia, a forgotten Mongol tribe, and Europe's last pagan nation in Mari El,
where he became friendly with the Chief Druid and took part in an ancient rite.
Finally, in Udmurtia, he embarked on a hilarious search for Mikhail Kalashnikov,
"the genius of death" and inventor of the AK-47 assault rifle.
THE BOOK ENDS with Kalder, who has a sharp eye for the weird and wonderful
and a dark obsession with the fantastically freakish, accidentally becoming a TV
star - "briefly famous in an obscure province of a crumbling empire". When he is
recognised in the street, he knows his travels are over.
But Kalder's journeys have only just begun. Lost Cosmonaut may be his first
book, but he has just finished researching his second, Strange Telescope, also
about his travels in Russia and Ukraine. It is about five bizarre characters who
create their own realities, such as the guy who lives in the sewers of Moscow and
another who is obsessed with exorcisms. Then there is the man who built a
wooden skyscraper.
He has also fixed on an idea for his third book, if he can get a visa to somewhere
I have sworn I will not mention lest I scupper his chances. This year he will move
to Austin, Texas, for a while to soak up some new experiences.
He will eventually return to Moscow, though. He feels at home there as only
someone from Dunfermline would, he adds. There is something about Moscow's
untempered extremes, its perverse anarchy and its extreme beauty that appeals
to him. Anyway, at 22, he was bored with life in Dunfermline and wanted to go
somewhere that was "big and alien and that would push me".
After graduating, Kalder worked briefly in the civil service in Edinburgh. "An
excruciatingly dull job," he says. He was a lowly stamp-licker in the BSE crisis
unit. "They were slaughtering millions of cows and we got letters from children
pleading with us not to kill the cows - it was my job to reply."
He has written all his life and was BBC Scotland's young poet of the year at the
age of 20 after writing only one poem - he hasn't written another since, apart
from a few haikus. "That was a dead end, though. I guess you have to suffer a bit
in order to write," he says .
However, he has taken heart from Guy de Maupassant's revelation that he
practised writing for 10 years before publishing his first book at the age of 30.
In Moscow, Kalder survived - "even thrived" - by doing journalism "for really
rubbish newspapers for expats" and worked as a tutor for a female billionaire's
dysfunctional children.
"She owned a whole satellite town outside Moscow, but her three children were
psychologically damaged. The wee boy was semi-feral. He would run around the
flat smashing things after being given a hammer by the servants. The kids had
millions of tutors and psychologists. Then the family vanished - they went into
hiding for some reason. But that's Moscow. The reality's always pretty extreme.
It's like you've fallen into a parallel universe."
Being a foreigner, though, meant Kalder could gain access to anyone he wanted
to meet in the late 1990s. "It didn't matter how scabby I looked - and I can look
dead scabby. I could get into any restaurant and sit with these cocaine-sniffing
millionaires. It wasn't Dunfermline, that's for sure. There I would have met only
glue-sniffers."
Towards the end of Lost Cosmonaut, Kalder writes: "We always hope our actions
have meaning; that we matter. Each one of us stars in the movie of his own life.
Alas, nobody's watching. The people of Tatarstan, Kalmykia, Mari El, Udmuria
feel this, in their atoms, every second of the day."
When I quote this passage, it reminds him of his agent's reaction on first reading
his finished manuscript. "She said she was left with an overwhelming impression
of nothingness," Kalder says. "Which was kind of the point. So I felt happy about
that. I'd succeeded in what I set out to do, write a travel book about nothingness
and about wastelands. Within 24 hours it was picked up by Faber - and that
really blew my mind."

Jackie McGlone, Scotland On Sunday

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